Here's a contest I may have made up. How many joints do you have to use to dismember someone?

RULES:
-No mods. Obviously.
-Acceptable dismemberments: Decap, torso. A leg or an arm is too easy.
-The first time you use ANY joint, you must only use the joints you used. Wow, that's awkward sounding. Example: if you use hips, glutes, knees, and ankles at the same time, you cannot use ANYTHING else but those until after the dismemberment.

This is just for fun, since I'm too much of a noob on the forums to offer any prizes, there's no winner or anything unless someone else wants to give a prize ^_^

Included is my replay of only using my legs to split uke in half.