RBB's shirts never wrinkle.

RBB's enemies list him as their emergency contact.

RBB doesnt believe in using oven mitts, or pot holders.

RBB's cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

Respected archaeologists fight over RBB's discarded apple cores.

RBB once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.

RBB's organ donor card also lists his beard.

RBB's beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

RBB never says something tastes like chicken. Not even chicken.