Alright I found these on Myspace.
Chuck Norris can do the following:
1.Slam a revolving door
2.Touch MC Hammer
3.Believe its not butter
While urinating, Chuck Norris can weld titanium.
It takes 14 puppetteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy on orphanage.
When Chuck Norris sleeps with a man, its not that he is gay, its because he has already slept with every woman.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.