Once upon a time, when the cat leader -Cake- with his brother -Uncle- were walking around, minding their own business, they had a dream that one day they would have lazers. When suddenly, someone kicked them both, so hard, they were flown to space where they got lazers (but no bitches).

Oh yeah, we forgot one simple thing, we're only two and we're bored. We need kittenz with lazers.



Founder: CaKe
Co - Founder: Uncle
Status: Collecting Bittenz (if you don't know what they are, fucking PM Hero.)
Donations to CaKe (Uncle's inactive currently.)
IRC: Detailed Information.




Kitten-Lord: CaKe
(Nemo on IRC)

Space-Kitten: Uncle (Currently Inactive)


Click below to join the galactic-kittenz-club-thingy-with-lazers.

Listen here and listen good. We're not looking for smart-ass pros who play good in-game or activity catalysts. All we want are decent Kittenz (with lasers) who want to be a part of the galactic-kittenz-club-not-so-famous-yet-but-will-be. Not members who want to be here to look good. Now, in this case, the application is free form but should clearly include the following.

-Real Name (What to call you, if you feel awkward, ignore.)
-Age (Maturity depends, we will eventually find out if you lie.)
-Why this clan?
-What skills do you bring? (Video making, art, writing etc... Doesn't affect your acceptability tendencies.)
-You have to have a laser.
-Anything else you might think is necessary for us to know more about you. (hobbies, things you're good at.)
-Drawing of a Kitten with Laser. (this is a must, go on paint and do yer thing.)

The biography the bitten provides will be used in spoilers to show his/her information.

NO LASER, NO ENTRY.