My shift is over and nobody came, im pissed

i was eeping i forgot to come pickyou up why didnt you call me

squirrels stole my phone. dont mess with squirrels Halu!

the squirrels put melatonin in my lunch

does that mean youre no longer caucasian?

never was, always been capsaicin since day 1

damn, how long ago was that?

um i think like more than 2 days ago, i think

We dont do estimations, we need facts

Give me a fact

fact no.1 did you know that birds are not fish, theyre birds