Hello, my name is Aubrey
In real life I've been convicted of Robbery
I'm applying for Alpha, I'm from 2008
Invite me to wars and I'll never be late
There are people that say I'm a chode
But I'll tell you, that's a load.
You see I'm really am a serious tryhard
Our enemies will have to stay on their guard
Please invite me this is getting worse
I'll drive the dead myself in a hearse