because I have the decency not to force my face into your view
Gentlemen, behold.
Sulfur monocle. That'll teach all you people concerned with keeping a straight/cool face (except sid, he is being manly and awesome). I am holding a piece of solid sulfur in front of my eye, and I am intentionally making a weird face. IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE, but it is funnier.because I have the decency not to force my face into your view