How are you, really? Wonderful
How do you feel right now? What are you thinking about? Full of food. Thinking about the burger I just ate.
What’s your favorite color? Baby blue
What’s your favorite food? Lobster
What’s your favorite dessert? Cheesecake
How old are you? 15
What have you learned today? Tint is awesome
What was your favorite subject in school? Math
What do you do? I do the do
What are some of your favorite books? All Harry potters, all LOTRs, all hunger games, all maze runners
What are some of your favorite movies? All harry potters, all lotrs, all star wars.
What kind of music are you into? Rock, metal, heavy metal, rap, dubstep
If you were going to write a book, what would you call it and what would it be about? Sherlock Bones. It would be about Sherlick holmes fucking people.
What’s one of the scariest things you’ve ever done? bunjee jumping
What accomplishment are you most proud of? Brown belt in Jiu Jitsu
Are you married? Nope
How did you meet your spouse / girlfriend / boyfriend? School
Do you think it’s better to get married when you’re young or better to wait a while? YOUNG NIGGA
Do you have any kids? Nope
Have you ever thought of adopting? Nope
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? MMA fighter
How did you get into [INSERT THEIR CAREER FIELD]? I live in Texas.. I fence off people's land..
Would you recommend [INSERT THEIR CAREER] for other people? Why / Why not? Hell no. It's hard work for shitt pay.
What do you do for fun? MMA
Do you like traveling? Nope
If you could visit any country in the world, where would you go? 'Murica
Who are some people you’d like to meet someday? all of Tint
If someone asked you to give them a random piece of advice, what would you say? Stay strong. Suck a dick if you have to, but stay strong while doing so.
What’s one of your favorite habits you have? All my habbits are shitty.
What are some things that make you really happy? Fighting.
What are some things that make you really sad? school
What are some things that scare you? grudge, chucky. Fuck that shit
Do you like to plan things out in detail or be spontaneous? Pan things out
Are you a religious person? Nope
If you could go back in history, who would you like to meet? Mike tyson so I could tell him how awesome he would be win he gets older.
Would you rather live in the country or in the city? City. I currently live in the country and it sucks balls
What was your life like growing up? Not sure. Still finishing that out. i'll let you know though.
What were you like in high school? Well I'm currently a baller. Nuff said.
Do you have any brothers or sisters? How many? a brother, a half brother, and one half sister.
What’s your favorite part about today so far? Joining Tint.
Who in your life has influenced you the most? How did they do it? My dad. Pushed me to persue what I love.
What’s your favorite joke? "What do you call nuts on the wall? Wall nuts. "What do you call nuts on your chest?" Chestnuts "What do you call nuts on your chin?" idk "A dick in your mouth."
Have you ever tried sushi? (Did you like it?) Hell yeah hell no.
Do you like spicy food? NOPE
How do you like your steak cooked? Medium rare
Do you have a favorite number? Any particular reason why you like that number? 7. It took me 7 times to find the right girl.
If you were a type of animal, what would you be and why? A duck. No one fucks with a duck, and you get free bread all the time.
What’s one of the strangest things you’ve ever done? Well I'm a very strange person. I do strange things all the time. I guess walking into the girls bathroom while 3 girls were using the bathroom and asking in a girl voice "Anyone have a tampon" and having 2 of the girls throw tampons under the door.
What kind of vacations do you like? None. They suck dick.
What are some of your major goals in life? Become an MMA fighter, have kids.
What are some of your smaller goals in life? be a baller *check*
What do you like least about yourself? I'm a baller
What embarrasses you? Just about nothing.
If you could try out any job for a day, what would you like to try? Being an MMA fighter (This answer is getting repetitive, I know. They just keep asking the same god damned question practically.)
What’s your earliest memory? Clawing my way out of the womb.
What’s the best decision you ever made? Start training Jiu Jitsu
Who’s your best / closest friend? This dude named Brayton.
What do you think people think of you? Possibly annoying at times but funny at other times.
What were your grades like in school? Well so far they've been a's and b's.
If you could learn one random skill, what would you learn? Fighting..
Are you an introvert or an extrovert? I have no fucking clue what either of those mean.
Have you ever taken a personality test? (How did the results turn out?) Yupp. I'm a funny, laybacked guy.
What’s the first thing you notice about people? If I'll get along with them or not.
Do you think people can control their own destiny? Definitely.
Do you think all people are equally valuable, or do you think some people in certain situations might be more valuable than others (say, a severely retarded patient vs. a doctor who could potentially save hundreds of lives)? Hell yeah save the doctor. He can save many lives meaning his life is worth more because it's worth many lives while the retarded person is only worth one. Common sense.
Do you think people are basically bad or basically good? Depends on the people. All politcal people are bad in my eyes and everyone else is okay.
Do you think morals are universal or relative to the beliefs, traditions, and practices of individuals or groups? Universal.
Do you think God exists? I think a God exists. Not the God in the Bible. I believe there's a higher power, but no Human can grasp it.
Do you think any kind of afterlife exists? Yes.
Do you vote? Why / Why not? If you do vote, how do you usually vote? Nope. Underage.
Do you think gay people choose to be gay? Do you think straight people choose to be straight? Nope.
Is torture ever a good option? If no, why not? If yes, when? In some cases yes. When the person you're tortuing has tortured someone else in any way.
Would you kill an innocent person if you thought it might mean saving a dozen other people? If it MIGHT mean saving a bunch of other people? no. If it DEFINITELY meant saving a bunch of other people, yes.
What’s the most money you’ve ever given away? $30
What’s the biggest personal change you’ve ever made? Start working out and get in shape/start training martial arts
What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? Hit the guy first.
What do you think would be one of the best steps we could take toward ending poverty around the world? Bring them to America. Feed them McDonalds.
What do you think we could do to best improve the education system? Get teachers that actually give a damn.
In general, what do you think about art? Intersting, but not my cup of tea.
What are some of your favorite websites? Toribash, Youtube, Twitter.
What’s the biggest turnoff in a man/woman? Hair anywhere on the face except eyebrows.
What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told? "I didn't do it"
What’s something most people don’t know about you? I'm a brown belt in Jiu Jitsu.
What’s something you wish everyone knew about you? Not to fuck with me.. (not to sound like a badass. I just don't like people fucking with me. Regardless if they're big or small.)
What are some of the first things you do in the morning? 10 pushups, shower.
What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you? Grandmother died.
Do you cry easily? Yes. Sad movies easily make me cry.
How do you feel about public speaking? Nope nope nope.
Do you like to talk on the phone? Not really. Texing is better.
How many emails do you get each week, roughly? I don't know. Who uses emails anymore?
If someone were to make a movie about your life, who would you hope would play you? Forrest Griffin
What’s one of your favorite questions to ask new friends or to get a conversation going? How big's your dick?
Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump? Already done bungee jumping. I want to skydive some day so, yes.
Have you ever been in a fist fight? Yepp
What’s the best prank you’ve ever pulled? This is funny. I pulled my older halfbrother's bed out beside my pool (He got extremely drunk the night before), put the side that he gets off the bed near the pool, and yelled "JESSE THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE GET UP HURRY" He got up with his eyes closed and ran into the pool. Then i got a bad of floor and through it in his face as he was getting out.
What did you do on your 16th birthday? Hasn't happened yet.
What do you think is one of the most undervalued professions right now? MMA fighter.
How would you explain your basic life philosophy? Don't lay down for anyone.
Would you rather be hated or forgotten? Forgotten. Who wants to be hated?
If you knew you would die tomorrow, would you feel cheated today? Indeed. I'm only 15.
Do you shave your armpits? No..
Your shit or you're shit? Depends on the context. That's a stupid question.
Do you like the color red? Eh. Kinda.
Batch #2: The second diagnosis
1. What type of music do you listen to? (Genre, artists, songs?) Previously answered.
2. What cheers you up? Training.
3. What do you constantly think about that, either makes you sad or just anything? Fighting.
4. Is there something you constantly lose at your hours or anywhere? Wait, what?
5. Do you have a favorite book or read much? Why or why not? Previously answered.
6. What is the longest you have gone without sleep? 3 days
7. Do you have anyone you go to for advice? In person or online? My dad.
8. What is the habit you are proudest of breaking or want to break? Cracking my knuckles
9. Is there anything I should know? I'ma Baller
10. What do you order or not order at a restaurant you have been to or never been to? That qestion requires 4 answers. That's stupid.
11. What is your favorite word? Least favorite? Favorite - Booklet. Other thing - Hella (as in, " That's hella cray."
12. Describe something that's happened to you for which had no explanation. Got suspended from school for 1 day.
13. Why? Why not?
14. What did you do for your latest birthday? Absolutely nothing
15. What holidays do you celebrate? Are you a religious person or not? Christmas, birthdays, July 4th, halloween, etc. Previously answered the second question.
16. If you had to be named after a city, state, or country (etc), which would you want it to be? Niger.
17. Who is your hero? I have many. My dad, Mike Tyson, Forrest Griffin, Chuck Liddel.
18. Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus? Dictionary.
19. Have you ever been stung by a bee? Yupp
20. Have you ever tipped a cow? Lol. Of course.
21. What's the sickest you have ever been? 105 degree fever.
22. Are you still learning who you are? In a way, yes.
23. Are you afraid of heights? Or what are you afraid of? Not afraid of heights. Previously answered.
24. Have you ever taken dance lessons? Who would you want to dance with? Nope/
25. What is the most memorable class you have ever taken? Jiu Jitsu
26. What's your favorite knock-knock joke? Knock Knock "Who's there" *Slaps person who answers door* *In german accent: "WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS"*
27. What is your favorite commercial? Slap Chop
28. If you could spend the day with any celebrity, who would it be? Forrest Griffin
29. What is your favorite breakfast food? Poptart
30. Do you like guacamole? Have you ever been in a food fight? Nope, Nope.
31. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Anything to do with training.
32. What is the weirdest thing about you? Are you proud of it? Personality. Of course.
33. Ever been in love with 2 people at the same time? Do you think that's wrong? Nope. Yupp.
34. Ever had any relatives in jail? Yupp
35. Glass half full or half empty? Or is the glass just malformed? Neither. It's full. 1/2 water, 1/2 air.
36. Mountains or the beach? View, or the tv? Beach. TV.
37. Plain, train, or car? Boat, subway, or teleportation device? Plane*, Teleprtation device.
38. If you could retire tomorrow, what would you do? Wish I could start a career.
39. Ever sold/donated your blood? If you haven't do you want to? Yupp.
40. Crowds, small groups, or "Go away, I'm a loner"? Small groups.
41. Name the most terrifying moment of your life so far. Have you recovered from it? The Grudge. Nope nope nope.
42. What famous person do people tell you that you most resemble? N/a
43. What is the strangest thing you have ever eaten? sour cream and onion cricket.
44. If you could bring any person back to life, who would it be? Jesus so he could show us his powers.
45. Do you believe honesty is the best policy? Not always.
46. What dead person would you least want to be haunted by? Micheal Jackson. Might rape me.
47. Who would you most like to be stuck in an elevator with? Who would you least like to be …? Most - Forrest Griffin. Least - Anything that could kill me.
48. What do you think Victoria's secret is? Some kind of store for chicks.
49. Which cartoon character do you resemble the most? Idk. Spongebob maybe.. I'm cubicle.
50. Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes? Or a week without changing your clothes but be able to bathe. Second one.
51. Which of the four seasons do you most love? Or Hate? Love - Summer. Hate - Winter.
52. If you could choose your method of dying or where, what would they be? Brain trauma in the ring.
53. If you had to be trapped in a tv show for a month, which would you choose? Worlds Dumbest.
54. List someone you know, and describe them in 5 words. Me: Ballin', Baller, Ballericious, Bowlin', Bowler.
55. You can select one person from history and have them truthfully answer one question, who would you select and what is the question? Anyone. "Does God exist?"
56. If you join the circus, what would you perform? Gladiator fighting.
57. Ugly and live forever, or attractive and die in a year? Ugly and live forever.
58. You discover that your wonderful one year old child is because of a mix up at the hospital and not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake? Of course.
59. Would you be willing to lie to a court for a close friend if it meant saving your friend from going to jail for life? As long as it didn't risk me going to jail for life, yes.
60. Would you be willing to eat a bowl of crickets for $40,000? Yupp. Definitely.
61. If you could have anyone locked in a room so that you could torment them for a day, whom would you choose ad how would you torment them? Justin Beiber. Make him listen to good music so he can correct himself.
62. Do you feel that children should be sheltered from unhappiness? Nope.
63. If you could have personally witnessed anything, what would you want to have seen? Forrest Griffin vs Tito Ortiz II
64. If you could wake up tomorrow in the body of someone else, who would you pick and what would you do? (Live in the body temporarily or permanently?) Dana White. I would go out and meet tons of the fighters I love. Temporarily.
65. If you could be any age for a week, what age would that be? 3 if I still had the same knowledge as I do now.
66. What question do you hate to answer? "How did you break your hand?"
67. If you could only have one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? Lobster and rolls.
68. Where do you go to get on a computer? My bedroom.
69. How do you start a conversation? Lol. 69.
70. What keys on a keyboard do you not use? Scroll lock.
71. If you had a brainwashing machine, who would you use it on? Justin beiber.
72. You are walking home in the dark, you see something move. What/Who is it(guess)? What do you do? It's obviously the grudge. Run like hell.
73. What is the strangest name someone has introduced themselves as to you? What is their real name? What the fuck? That's never happened to me before.
74. Where were you 3 hours ago? Do you think someone was stalking you? At my house. No?
75. Have you ever eating a crayon, or glue? Or what strange thing have you eaten? Eaten* Nope. Previously answered.
76. Is there anything purple within 10 feet of you? What is it? Black light.
77. When was the last time you bought something? What was it? An hour ago. Mtn Dew.
78. Are you wearing socks right now? Nope/
79. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? Nope/
80. When was the last time you ran/went for a jog? Earlier today.
81. Your dream vacation? Worst vacation? Best vacation? None. none. None.
82. Worst injury you have had? Torn miniscus. (Got told it was torn yesterday. lol)
83. What do you want to know about the future? What I will do for a career.
84. What was the last picture took of you? Umm. i guess it was a picture of me...? Not sure how to answer that question.
85. Do you know any big gossipers? Yupp.
86. Have you been pulled over by a cop? Yupp
87. Do you know your heritage? 3/8 Native American Cherokee. 1/2 Irish 1/8 Scottish.
88. What have you always wanted? Did you ever get it? A gaming computer. Yes, but it sucks shit.
89. What you have faked being sick so you wouldn't have to go to? School
90. What was the last lie you have said? One of these questions a while back when I answered "Ballin', Baller etc.."
91. Have you ever danced in the rain? Yupp
92. What is your blood type? O
93. Have you ever been in a car accident? Yupp
94. What was your weirdest prank call that you have made? Called the local walmart asking for dam strength tampons.
95. Best compliment you have received? Great fighter.
96. Do you trust anyone with your life? A few people.
97. What is your greatest strength or weakness? Strenth - Jiu Jitsu. Weakness - Sad movies.
98. What is your perfect pizza? Pineapple and peperoni
99. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning? DID I GET INVITED TO TINT?!?!
100. Do you get along with your family? Why or why not? Sometimes. Because some of them are assholes.
Mw2 was funny because of how much it sucked. Lol
