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Originally Posted by victortb View Post
my brother fractured his foot playing with my other brother, who was a toddler at the time

Bro lost to a baby lmao
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Originally Posted by Glimpsed View Post
I ate a pistachio so wrong that i stabbed the shit out of the roof of my mouth, which was bleeding heavily for hours. I went to the NHS hospital, where they just put gauze in my mouth and told me to wait. I waited for so long that I fell asleep for about 2 hours in the waiting room, and woke up to find that there still wasn't anyone to save me from this fate. I was a little lightheaded, but I just left at that point since it was 1am.

Sorry to hear about that king, definitely the most ridiculous injury on here
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Originally Posted by Life View Post
While playing soccer with my friends at school I attempted a powerful kick but my supporting foot slipped, causing me to lose my balance and land hard on my tailbone. The impact resulted in a coccyx fracture and I couldn't sit for 2 years without pain

You've never played soccer or gave any effort into booting the shit out of a ball if you've never lost the ground foot and ate shit xd
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an axe wound on my left hand because I ended up hitting my hand instead of the log I was holding at the time
I punctured a hole in my right ear drum because I forgot I had a q-tip there when I was laying in bed. It didn't hurt that bad, but it did take two weeks to fully recover and I was scared that I might never fully recover my hearing on my right ear. Thankfully, it fully recovered
i was balancing in a bar attached to the floor, i just falleno nto the floor and got a big ass scar in the elbow for that, lol
i came with a .38 and im leaving with a body
Once, at a restaurant, a server spilled hot coffee all over my new clothes. That bitch ruined my day entirely. I mean, the physical injury wasn't significant (you didn't specify what kind of injury). But what hurt was the mental injury from the inconvenience and annoyance of waiting on another drink when I spend my money on a product and expect excellent service.
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Originally Posted by Starfield View Post
Once, at a restaurant, a server spilled hot coffee all over my new clothes. That bitch ruined my day entirely. I mean, the physical injury wasn't significant (you didn't specify what kind of injury). But what hurt was the mental injury from the inconvenience and annoyance of waiting on another drink when I spend my money on a product and expect excellent service.

did the hot coffee make your harry potter goggles fog up?
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Originally Posted by Starfield View Post
Once, at a restaurant, a server spilled hot coffee all over my new clothes. That bitch ruined my day entirely. I mean, the physical injury wasn't significant (you didn't specify what kind of injury). But what hurt was the mental injury from the inconvenience and annoyance of waiting on another drink when I spend my money on a product and expect excellent service.

this the guy eating beans at the movie theatre
my tummy hurted pretty bad (2 hours ago)









*edit* maybe it was 1 hour ago i forgot
Last edited by coolbill12; Aug 19, 2024 at 01:49 PM. Reason: 1 or 2 hoours ago
Originally Posted by Starfield View Post
Once, at a restaurant, a server spilled hot coffee all over my new clothes. That bitch ruined my day entirely. I mean, the physical injury wasn't significant (you didn't specify what kind of injury). But what hurt was the mental injury from the inconvenience and annoyance of waiting on another drink when I spend my money on a product and expect excellent service.

you have to be trolling
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