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Name: Roy
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Ingame-Activity: I would say about a strong 7 or 8 :P (I play other games besides toribash) But if you need me ever I can give you my skype
Forum activity: A 6 or 7
Belt: 3rd dan black belt
Gamer card ATM
Alts: OldManWillakers, mlgproness, and crimsonblood
Competitive mods: judoFrac, Aikido (no ABD I suck a lot)
Goals: To be honest i don't have any except for one To become good at anything that interests me... Toribash is something that interests me.
Why do i want to join?: To meet new people and to have fun.... And beat the crap out of other clans. I have meet some of the people in this clan and they seem pretty awesome, and skilled. I also want to make this clan rise to the top.
What could i bring to this clan?: Humor and management. I am somewhat funny. Also I am a good recruiter and helper in general
About me: I have been playing toribash for about 2 years now. I am a 7th grader and I am an Otaku and a brony. Also I really love cup noodles
Joke: Ok, It was a monday morning and a straight forward hippie was getting on a bus. He saw a very hot nun so he sat next to her and asked "can i have sex with you?" Very appaled the nun ran off of the bus. Then it was the hippies stop so as he was getting off the bus driver stopped him and said "Hey, Do you want to have sex with that nun?" The hippy said "Yeah?..."
The bus driver said "You see that hill there?" The hippie said "yeah" The bus driver said " she goes there every tuesday at eight thirty To pray by that tombstone If you dress as a ghost and demeand her to have sex with you she can't say no." The hippie got off the bus and waited until tuesday... At eight thirty just as the bus driver said She came up the hill. so the nun started praying and he jumped out and said "I demand you to have sex with me!" The nun said "ok... but i have a vow of chastity so i have to do it in the butt" The hippie did'nt care so he had sex with her. Afterwards the hippie took the costume off and exclaimed " AH HA HA I was the hippie!" the nun took her hat off and exclaimed "AH HA HA I was the bus driver!"
Last edited by ornit; Feb 20, 2014 at 01:38 AM.