I'll update the mod tomorrow... I was going to do it today, some people commissioned some, shall we say, special mods... And now I've got a birthday party coming up in half an hour.
I'll take most of your ideas into account, except the instagib stuff.
A separate top part, so I can disable friction on the pedestals... Pedestals ungrabbable... A little more distance... Some thrust + extra density on the legs for better swings, and stronger arms.