Hello Parrotians. I don't know how serious you want an app, so here's a shitpost.
My name is Swepples,
and unfortunately I can't dance since I'm white and have no alcohol present I have a low self esteem and would be terribly afraid of the mean comments you guys would bestow upon me.
That doesn't stop me from trying to apply though, as I would very much enjoy being in the ranks of you guys.
As for me,
I'm a 21 year old male. I live in Sweden where I sell ice-cream for a living.
My love for life goes as following, but not limited to, dogs, beer, friends, music and videogames.
Basically I'm basic, but not quite basic for that would be all too boring. I left WAPOW a short while back.
Was leading the clan for about a year, until we finally succumbed to the obviously lucky supreme clan that I'm now applying for.
It all ended good in WAPOW, no mean faces or anything, just got tired pulling the strings too much, and I figured they needed someone else than me.
My Toribash goals
...Would be to become a well-received staff-member, either forum or ingame-wise.
I would also like to be awesome at making replays.
and be a competetive player that is feared and/or respected by others.
Well,
short and sweet, or rather lacking ...just like mooqs in-game tutorials.
I'm active, if you want I can get an irc-client yadda yadda yadd.
Ask Flames or anyone in WAPOW if you want a picture of me, they have loads.
Cheers.