this looks fun

Woah, woah, woah. You think yo' rhymes be fly?
You better watch it, cus' when I drop it, I throw it up high.
I can take 'em, morph 'em, spit 'em out like vomit.
And you, Ya lil bitch, nothing but my target.
I got that crisp flow, that newly frozen ice;
When you step on it, you break it, I watch you pay the price.
You not special, not talented, by no means "good"
Just stop it, quit it, take a bite of my wood. wut
I can piss what you dish, all day, any day.
Objection? Shut up. I got the final say.
Go run away, cry to yo' mama, absorb my threat,
an' don't botha' investin' in new bars, cus' I just put yo' ass in debt.




I swear I don't usually talk like this.

you are all cancer

please kill yourselves

no seriously

do it

end

Supah hot fire beats all of you faeggets.

you just can't top that kind of talent

Shirt.
To keep me clothed.
Jacket.
To keep me cool.
Glasses.
TO WATCH YOU LOSE.


I have a dog and a cat.
Take your glasses and a big mac.
Psych, YOU NOT GETTIN' THESE BACK.


Clouds.
I enjoy dat.
Weather.
I watch dat.
Losing.
YOU DO DAT.


Lies.
I do dat.
Rapping.
I replace dat.
Beatin' you.
I ACE DAT.

Yeah, I don't rap, but I just wanted to make something funny from the parodies of rap battle.

"commes des fuckdown" in your sig. Hm, wonder where I've seen that before. Cancer, kill yourselves, really? And here I thought hipsters were supposed to be original; Mwah's old stuff is waaay more hype.

Also omega not quite sure what you copied those for, but eh... ok lol

Devil is correct in part... everyone on the internet it is a faeg.

Get your self a Big Mac

Rap it up in your little ball sack

I'm just over rad

Just cause u suck do t be sad

Ima kill yo family wat u gunna doo

Ima beet em hard and squeeze out their gew

Ima rape yo mama

Nah she smells like a lama

Ima do yo sister like I'm jimmy Saville

Im a secret you will never unravlle
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Word

rap music

google: "define music"

Definition of music: The art of combining vocal or instrumental sounds (or both) to produce beauty of form, harmony, and expression of emotion.

The art of combining sounds

google: "define sound"

Definition of sound: Vibrations that travel through the air or another medium and can be heard when they reach a person's or animal's ear.

google: "define poetry"

Literary work in which special intensity is given to the expression of feelings and ideas by the use of distinctive style and rhythm;

So unless the vibrations of your keyboard clacking is reaching each others ears, I don't see rap battles here. All I see are poetry battles.

Damn you 2worlds, ya got me! musta been huffin too little poppy, excuse me - though no one said shit about music ;p

call me little Willy P. Stream
walkin streets with urine to my knees
you're in too deep just be happy I ain't creamin
just the holy hot shit steamin
leave young bucks screamin like the arc was opened
wooden not golden seems Jones was just jokin
keep your ears closed and you might be fine
cause this ain't sound, let your eyes find the lines
inform your mind cry llama or go barmy howl dog
skin melt like s'mores, now that's hardly borin,
dope god cough smog it up smog it in like payne was back in the house
boot your dogs lest ya get stuck in the mud so sinful
I dropped to the bog while lost in fecal fog
please blow me, hit me up on craigslist.com
I can host and be discrete, find me rhymin i gess jest that I'm the best let reality fill in the rest never restin except for right here ->
pass the gin, get me some tonic and you got a deal sir

Stop using this lame ass bullshit, it is you you want me to hit? i flow my rhymes to pass the time theyre sour like lemon lime. even though im ten i could send a kick to your face and still flee this piece of shit from the fuckin' Torirace.