I treat her with a swift back hand.
One time I cooked her a romantic meal n crap.
Divorced parents so 2 houses, my dad's a lot bigger and he was away on business for a few days.
Invited her over about 8, cooked some dough balls with garlic butter to start and greeted her at the door with 12 roses.
Led her to the table, set for 2 in a candle-lit room, and a wine rack on the wall with a choice of 3.
Despite the main course being a salmon fillet, drizzled in lemon and herbs, with new potatoes and salad, she opted for the red wine. (got a back hand for choosing the wrong wine, however, we press on)
Sat down to dinner, with a mix of her favourite music, then for afters was a strawberry roulade (kinda like a swiss roll with meringue and suger dusting), and the best drink ever - nesquik.
We then moved the the back room, to watch her choice of movie from her favourites (V for Vendetta, Spiderman 3, Love Actully and some others), she chose the soppy one, then things got jiggy about 3/4 of the way through, along with a massage for her.
And that, my friends, is how you do it.
I also took her to the theatre but feh
I'm also now bankrupt
I beat her. Often.
I think she's starting to get sick of being beat, but I can't help it.
I think it's starting to strain our relationship, everytime I beat her she asks why I have to, what she can do to improve, so on. And I just tell her, time will tell. One day the beating will stop.
But to be fair, she isn't that good at chess.