I contract ligma

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i broke my wrist because i was trying to toe launch irl as a kid, my big brother was boosting me at the same time as i was jumping and we were trying to get me to go as high as possible

on the highest attempt i rotated forwards and pushed the pillows i was supposed to land on out of the way, landing on my wrist

ripped a callous off my hand yesterday and all my palm and fingers were soakkeeeed in blood, also almost snapped my foot on my injured leg but i think its just bruised(i hope thats all it is) luckily my knee tanked that shit <: i fell the same way a few years ago and i actually did snap my 5th metatarsal clean on the other foot, but back then when i stepped on it i could feel the bone clicking n grinding and i dont feel it this time, pray to the bmx gods

What she did to me last week

Spongebob stole my swag stop it right now

fractured skull from a dirt bike crash, was in a coma for like a week.

i thought it would just be a fart, but poop came out TT represant