Chuck Norris uses Cheese Pavers as toilet paper

Chuck Norris CAN touch Mc Hammer!


Damn you Fist of Furry ~Edit

Did Juntalis pay you to say that?

lol Nobuddie

Chuck Norris and Mr. T want into a bar...and the bar explodes, because nothing can take that much awesomeness in one place.

Chuck Norris went on a vacation to the Virgin Islands. When he left, they were just The Islands.

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push him self up. He pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

chuck Norris is so cool that the boogie man has to check his closet for him before he goes to bed

Chuck Norris is so cool, he's Chuck Norris.


PWN!

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

Alright I found these on Myspace.

Chuck Norris can do the following:
1.Slam a revolving door
2.Touch MC Hammer
3.Believe its not butter

While urinating, Chuck Norris can weld titanium.

It takes 14 puppetteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy on orphanage.

When Chuck Norris sleeps with a man, its not that he is gay, its because he has already slept with every woman.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.