A 250 word essay proving that the only reason you wrote a quality tier post was because it's parrot shitpost thread, the qualitiest of quality post threads on the internet in 2015*.

A small note about how parrot is superior**.









* source: Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. I did not make that up I promise.
** Confirmed today on Ranked: Striking server

going through my humble bundle stuff, found these

Metro 2033 (gift)
https://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=fE5qenPbfk5a8AXY

Metro 2033 (gift)
https://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=KTNaxhbq6v3KDfzX

I really have no idea if either of these are legit (pretty sure at least 1 is) so pls take if possible

This, too, for Insurgency
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=awFvu8h6xpEUsnwN

Claimed one of the metro's thanks
It's very helpful since I don't have money to buy new games

Owait no I didn't, it says I need to redeem it before Nov 21st 2014

they are probably all expired by now, was just checking because I don't recall redeeming them

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Reload this Page General Banter: Take Five Damnit.

Roses are red:

Moop's name is red
Mine is blue
Give me a lowpolly
and I'll suck you

Haiku:

Give me a polly
It would make me so jolly
hampa is the best

Limerick:

I'd like a polly
Don't call me Holly
The maker of this game
Has lots of game
Doing some molly

lol fudgie, top kek poems right there
11/10

Roses are red:

could use more lightninglenshu and goatses - other than that is was very good.

Haiku:

I didnt like the storyline and the ending was quite sad, very powerful

Limmerick

You spelt the thing wrong - but I think the poem made the most sense 10/10


accepted to parrot

Ima tell you a story
About low polly
A parrot who sat on moop's back
Combined with low polly
Moop's colorful tori
Turned into unbeatable truck
Moop loves his low polly
But he kinda worried
How lonely low polly might feel
He asked ifs: 'I'm sorry,
But can my low polly
Get friends, thats not big of a deal'
But ifs answered 'sorry,
The only low polly
That's going to live is this one'
In all of her glory,
The lonely low polly
cried every morning and night
Moop told her 'don't worry,
My cute little polly
My clanmates will figure this out'
And so I wrote poem
To help our polly
And get her some friends to hang out.

I cried ;~;

I tried to write one too:

Polly is low polly
Moop is low polly
I forget the rest but your mother is a whore