Shinai is what i good for

Winner!

Also I'm not trained in any weapons but I own several knives.

I've found myself spending a lot of time with butterfly knives.. :/

I did fencing for a few years and I suppose Airsoft counts.

Im a master at the slingshot BOOM RIGHT IN THE KISSER.

and if i am not too lazy to search i could find a dozen of handguns
the handguns that police usually use i forgot the type
oh yeah and a Benelli M4 Super 90

I've been playing around with butterfly knives/balisong for about 4 years already. That counts I think.

I have had no formal training, but have taught myself to use a air rifle, a Remington .72 calibre, with a scope. I haven't shot any animals because I haven't needed to, but I enjoy shooting targets.
I might include a list of targets I shoot sometimes
Ballons
Chalk
Cartons
Bottles
Boxes

I can kill butterflies by grabbing them. I'm therefore superior.

Arnis sticks...
the friendly way to fight without blood -_-