For one, I don't use condoms. Impregnation is my hobby.
And two, I'm clearly alive, I just needed a long break from the reapings of my previous occupations. I'm back though. Nitro still pleb level, or did you make it worse, pie?
edit: holyshart cakes, day now has 697 posts roflmaolololol
edit2: implying I track Alpha
Last edited by Black; Jul 3, 2015 at 05:20 AM.