I once licked a cats tail, it lashed out at me with its 8263 foot long claws. I was lucky to make it out alive, from that day on.. I've been known as...
_MASSIVE BUILD UP_
'The catch scratch wannabe legend who can dodge better then a cat after a mouse cheese with arcane spells that can build a hack AKA, the cat dodge kilakjsu, Ysu.
Don't ask.