how do i girlfriend

grow a penis. That solves the problem. Nothing less then 10 inches too.

How2girlfriend?
Actually, I met someone at a u-party, which is an under 18 party and we started dating like 30 mins after we met each other..
(Yolo_swag_pro_swag_pro_yolo)

I treat my girlfriend as if she's my dog... I pet her, feed her, water her, play fetch with her (if you know what I mean) and then we end up cuddling at the end of the day........... K maybe not like that but it's the closest thing I could think of;) Being sweet to her

Beta I thought you dumped her ._.

I treat her as well as I can.

I don't know about you guys, but my right hand seems quite satisfied and never bitches about not taking her to dinner or not buying expensive gifts.

Already made that joke man you're too late.



wow you must be so lucky xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Who said I'm joking?