one!

middlepiece.rpl

i totally *squirted* my stomach out at uke, and he smashed it up in the air about 26m.
as an added bonus, uke dances and my head rolls away at an alarming rate!


two!

trythismove.rpl

i rip off uke's arms, attach them to my hips, split myself, and use the arms as levers to control my legs.
someone should try for a longer walk in this silly contraption!