Translated:
"Hello people, my name is banana: I want to share with you something I discovered. I discovered how to predict the future, imagine you have to do with one word. Now put that word on the internet and find the first page. Now find the site of the third term is the name of the person you marry. I found that the man I marry chimpanzee."
What? ^^
Also this looks like it'll turn into a game thread