Toribash
There's a topic in Discussion about this. If you can't be bothered to read it, then allow me to put this in short for you:
You can't.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."
As a former user-server operator, I miss the days when we could run toribash_server

Its no longer available, I'm also waiting patiently for its return. Alas, we shall all need to wait longer.
"Splint Chesthair" - Is my real name.
i think we dont have it cause its now free.... D:
<Shlimby> lol, no Ad, just stop seeing those melons
<ADTerminal> Sure
<Shlimby> and dont take them into ur bed at night
<ADTerminal> But it's where I keep them warm
I doubt thats the reason.

Locked, because this thread has said all it needs to say (though I'm with Drakhir here, I kinda miss running a server).

And because this thread has been made far too many times, and one should really learn the rules.
Q = QUAKER OATS
Three rules of Q - 1. Qegola and Quarantine both start with Q. 2. There is no U in Qegola. 3. Qegola is you new god.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.