Worste situations and what not.

Once i was in a bus with a girl i liked and then i farted i got so embarassed xD

Got hit by a car.
While riding a bike.

I was really young so IDK if this counts but I sneezed and I pee'd and shit myself at the same time.

Ew.
That is one gross experience.

I sneezed and vomited almost simultaneously.

I felt off my quadbike, shit happens.
But I'm okay, lucky I.

you wouldn't have gotten her anyway

that was a joke about your intellectual capacity btw

You spelled worst wrong

I fell face forward off my bike, and almost couldn't walk.

Longboarding, dumbass goes through a stop sign, leaves me on the ground unconsious, drives away.