I don't really care what you guys think.

You should try to remove the black bars at the top and bottom, it would probably look better.

no its a border

Remove text and border. Or remake text with better font.
They both look like shite imo.
And dont even try to say that you dont care what we think. Why you even bother posting this is if you dont care what people think?
Anyway i like 1st one better thou you need to get focal stick out more.

I posted this on like 4 forums.

What I meant was, I don't care if you hate it, and I'm not bothered with improvements.

Though, to say I didn't care about responses at all may have been a misphrasing.

But these forums suck anyway. You have to pay for a working img sig.

Hmm it looks alright I guess. The first one shown has a lot of effects in it, making it slightly appealing. Also, I agree with Danzos, the text is a bit odd, probably should find different text which you think will suit it. Anyway, I do like them, and I feel you can do better though. Keep it up though mate.

Text is large and distracting.
The flow is flawed.
It's really flat imo.
The lighting is off.
The background is terrible for the render.