Umm I have this post count glitch where I had like 600 or something post and now it says only 1.

Correct. You have had 606 posts subtracted due to giving terrible advice. You've also been posting ever five minutes for the past 3 hours it seems.

But why are you making me start over?
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Cmon give me another chance.

I was hoping this would have a more positive outcome than simply banning you.

Hmm, well can you just gimmie a little chance? I will admit that I was trying to get 1,000 post but I didn't mean it that way.

Why would you spam just to get 1000 posts?

It wasn't necesarisally spam but the quote that Fish put up there wasn't to encourage them to spam on the forum. It was to encourage them to be more active on the forum.

Useless posts/spam/shitposts aren't to be brought back from deletion.

You're lucky you didn't get 606 infractions for those posts.

I actually remember warning you via PM about the quality of your posts (checked it, I did).

If you have any further disputes, contact Fish.