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I just went 2 and 2 in search and destroy

My kitten won't stop being cute with its little meows, distracting me constantly

Bitches won't leave me alone, so I have to keep my phone off

The Barrett .50 Cal isn't a one hit kill sometimes.
Hey got canned heat in my heels tonight baby
You know know know I'm gonna dance yeah
On to the important stuff:

Throwing knifes takes a few nanoseconds to come out of your hand after you throw it.
oh yeah
my right arm is stronger htan my left arm

i can do a one armed push up with my right one but not my left one
T0ribush: I could not get into two worlds even if my life depended on it.
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I have to actually cut my fingernails to type easier

when there's no cereal I have to resort to making breakfast myself

my recliner's massage/heating function is broken

I'm so used to dvr that when I watch live tv the lack of being able to skip commercials is annoying

my internet has a 5gb usage limit a month

I'm upset that uncharted 3 doesn't have any cheats
I DID SIR
HE'S MY COUSIN
okay now i can do a one armed push up with both arms

except I can do two more with my right arm than my left arm

shit
T0ribush: I could not get into two worlds even if my life depended on it.
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Oh god where the fuck is my cat. ;_;

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R.I.P Micky
Last edited by Alan; Nov 15, 2011 at 11:43 PM.
here's my next one as I explain it to my first world friend on skype

shit



also I had to hit the disable all smilies option which wasted like 5 seconds of my life


god it sucks
T0ribush: I could not get into two worlds even if my life depended on it.
ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ
Ok I think I got a couple good ones.

Without taking a summer college class (Which I may have to pay for) I won't be able to graduate high school with my associates degree.

My Lips are chapped

My Visa card only has a 50$ per day spending limit

I missed the last episode of House :C

EDIT: oh yeah my older brother hit me with his car today :/
Last edited by floop78; Nov 16, 2011 at 06:01 AM.
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