I was playing on blender.tbm when I realized that if you hit the little black box underneath the starting platform just right, the blade of the blender will be knocked off balance and fly off. So I tried to punch it off balance after throwing uke and it flew up at me and did 5 billion damage to me.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."