Beautiful Space Unicorns United To Honor The Flat Earth Society Union


[BSUUTHTFESU]


Clan Story:
It was a dark and cold night when the first Unicorn was born first in the universe, son of the great Velociraptor and Jesus himself. After bragging about his beautiful baby Jesus handed his son to Michael Jackson in heaven, but it wasn't the smartest thing to do.. Suddenly the beautiful Unicorn slipped from Michael Jackson's hands and fell to begin it's great journey through space time and the universe, in the process of falling Jesus his father used telephaty to teach his son how to fly by farting so hard his anus would burst into flames and would let him fly across the universe to in the end reach heaven to be with his family. Accidentally the beautiful Unicorn, son of Jesus, fell onto this strange cube full of life with some strange creatures created by his grandfather, he indeed felt curious and decided to stay in this strange thing these creatures called "Earth". After a few years in strange creature time he had grown an special relationship with these creatures, as they would do ANYTHING they asked him, after the Unicorn was bored about their culture he decided to teach these fool creatures about his planet therefore he created the Flat Earth society, once years passed the poor beautiful Unicorn had lost notion of time and grew old.. Sadly he could not fly anymore so he was stuck with his students that were not that dumb anymore as he had teached them almost everything he knew, BUT THAT WAS NOT IT! He took a magical viagra pill made by the ancient witches and used his penis as a last resource to reach heaven then they all lived happily ever after.

As the humans missed their good Master, they decided to create a society on the beliefs they were teached on, they called it The Flat Earth Society, and this.. Is how we are so smart now.



Clan Rules:
- No flaming.
- No scamming.
- Be friendly to everyone unless they are massive noobs douchebags cunts morons.
- No being a massive noob douchebag cunt moron.
- We will work a bit like the Church of Scientology, more on that will be explained to members.
- You have to be active, both ingame and on the forums following their respective rules.
- Don't invade our DSC.



Members:
MyEspace - Epic Velociraptor believer

-Faceb00k
-Panzerchrist
-XxXUkEkIlLeRXxX
-slipank
-Eatmybolonia


Want to Join?
If you want to join the ranks of the Beautiful Space Unicorns United To Honor The Flat Earth Society Union, please post the following things with your application:
-Belt
-Time Playing Toribash
-Why you want to join us
-Age
-Best Mod
-Religion
-Skin colour



Allies:

Enemies:
Everyone but our allies.