how do i make clans?

Snip'd the half assed part.

First you have to make friends in toribash who wanna make a clan with you.
Then follow the steps on this link.
http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=234927

I would also recommend looking at other clans' threads to see how to make one correctly.

Jesus, people!

Don't say the exact same thing as what's in JustKerry's link for once.

Closing to prevent more of this.