Originally Posted by Dad

My name is Ray, and i'm a guy from Latvia.

Originally Posted by Dad

Latvia

Originally Posted by Dad

Olly, after third line i was reading like : " Potatoius potato potatuing potato-loko potaturos and potatos "

And tanks, i'm sure i'll enjoy my time here.

Originally Posted by Olly

There will be a lot of bulk potatoes involved when Yoyo will spend his time with you. It will first start normal, you won't feel anything. After a while, your stomach might feel weak, and you suddenly get the urge to eat potatoes. When you're done eating them, your bed sheets will start leaking the potatoes while you sleep, when you turn on your faucet, you will immediately be forced to wash your hands with them. Every round object you use in your life will be replaced with a potato. You'll have to eat potatoes for breakfast, lunch and dinner. After a while, you'll start puking them randomly. You'll get the mysterious and rare potato disease and everyone you touch will turn into a potato. When you've killed half of the world population, you'll be forced to live in a closed room for your whole life, without having social interaction with other human beings. When you are 80 years old, you are finally free because you seem to be cured, and you'll live on a farm and you'll interact with cows and sheep, and you'll sell potatoes. This is unfortunately the truth.

Oh and welcome in our wonderful clan, hope you spend your time well here.