So yeah, i haven't really played Toribash for the past few weeks, so i am kinda
rusty. However, i do think that these two replays came out surprisingly well,
despite all my joints squeaking because of the rust etc.
They're pretty similiar in some ways, but still pretty different.

Note: About the first ones title, it's the phrase that went through my head when
i shattered Uke with the second kick. Although it was actually "Fucker" instead
of "Asshole", but i figured that the latter was slightly less cursey.

Comments and constructive criticism appreciated.

shooks replays = awesome as usual

10/10

Seems like i haven't lost it entirely after all :0
Thanks.

Also, one more, which isn't quite as boomy as the others, but is more... Manipulative.

If there was any rust, I think it flew off somewhere around that 53.9 kick, you bastard! Because there sure wasn't any left on that flawless combo. decap-esque is okay, but I love the "boomy" ones.

9/10

The first two are great. I'm not a fan of the manip. style replays yet, but that was a good one, as they go.

Thanks you two

Fun fact: The first post doesn't list the replays in chronological order.

Fun fact: I like to punch Uke in the stomach.

Amazing! 2 strikes, 1 decap) 10

As madmanmad said: no de-rusting is needed. I also agree with him that decap replay is all right, but not the greatest. The other two are definitely 9/10's. I love boom kicks ;)

10/10 for the first punch, it was straight and powerful

That was very nice indeed.
9.5/10 from me