'ELLO THERE, MAH NAME'S BILLEH, AND I'VE COME TO TELL YALL THAT THERE BE A CRAP STORM A BREIN' OVAH YANDAH SEABORG, WHILE SOME OF YOU DOUBTERS THINK THIS IS A JOKE, THERE ARE SUM DANGEROUS POTATOS IN THE CANDAH KUNGDUM, AND THEY'LL MESS YALL UP IF YA DON'T PREPARE, SO YALL MOFO'S NED 2 GUT G00D B3F0RE TH3Y G3T H3R3, Y@ UNDERSTAND? BECUZ THES POTATOS GONNA M3SS YOU GUYS UP, BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE 10 BAJILLION DAN BLACK BULTS AND YALL GUNNA DIE IF YA DUN TRAIN HAR 'NUF, LIKE SRSLY, IT'S REDICULOUS HOW MANY DAYUM TIMES YA GANNA DIE, BECAUSE THESE POTATO'S R GUNNA FCK YALL UP.