My personal complaint, despite this thread being locked:
Ok. Stop with the rly. This is the forum. You have TIME TO SPELL SHIT OUT. USE THAT TIME.
Past qualifications? We want to see what you know. Apparently all you do know is how to play too much Toribash and not use common sense.
Also, "teh". "teh". A leetspeak thingy. I have no idea why that ever popped up, since it doesn't make it any easier to spell "the", which is extremely easy to spell. It also has a different and stupider pronunciation.
There are also several other things that you have (obviously) done wrong that I have not listed here to prevent this from being a "You fail and this is precisely why" essay, and to preserve my own sanity for looking for all these terrible flaws.
If you really want to be a moderator, come back in 15 months after taking a few decent English courses. Thank you very much, if you do.
(Also, you apparently can't read stuff posted by color coded people, so ya... you DO fail at this. However, I still won't go into PRECISELY why.)