What's defined as a "throw" is somewhat subjective - it's not like a single punch (i.e. a hit with your hand) or a kick (i.e. a hit with your foot); there are lots of factors to take into account.
Ergo, I doubt this will be approved as a record.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."
