No, not "lol". Weirdest is a opinion thing, not a concrete thing.
And its not impossible if you've done it is it?
In other words, an abstract noun. An idea, concept.
This is definately not a record.
[23:23:53] <AndChat|700625> Blue eyes ultimate dragon best card
[23:24:29] <AndChat|700625> You know the one with 3 heads
[23:24:39] <~Lightningkid> just like my dick
[11:35:40] <box> Hampa suck
[11:36:21] <hampa> not the first to tell me that today
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."