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Nabi Cooking Tournament
Here is a tournament where you can test your skills in something other than toribash.


Rules and Conditions
The recipes must be original, If I find you copying a recipe you will be Dq'd
You must be specific enough so I know how to cook it
I do not need to copy your recipe exactly,(If you say to add chocolate pudding, and I find it gross, I wont do it)
I will first look at the written recipe, and if I find it appealing enough I will cook it.
You can submit any type of food, a salad, finger food, dessert, etc.
I do not have unlimited resources or budget, keep that in mind.
Adding precise cooking times and measurments is not needed, if none are listed, I will cook it the way I like
It does not need to be fancy, sometimes the best things are simple.
Only serious recipes, don't tell me to make something disgusting.




Code for Posting a Recipe:
Dessert or Meal("Meal" includes salad or snack)
What is the recipe called?
Ingredients needed: (Includes cooking untensiles)
Cooking Time:
How to make it:




Prize for the Best Meal
15k

Prize for Best Dessert:
15k

Prize for runner ups
Dessert: 5k
Meal: 5k

Prize for the best simple meal or dessert:
10k


Post Meals untill I call for the Deadline
the god
Before you say this is disgusting, lemme assure you it kind of grows on you. It features pork offcuts, and bile... but it really IS tasty... and would send your cholesterol levels rising

WASH and Boil until tender: Pig tripe, intestines (or chitlings), pork liver and other cuts of offal (i prefer heart, spleen and the sweetbreads)

Stirfry together: tomatoes, garlic, onion and ginger in a bit of oil.
When tender, remove vegetables and set aside

in oil, fry up cut up pieces of the offal until slightly browned. When almost done, pour back vegetables and a can of tomatoes and the broth of the offal.

Salt as needed and place a few long chili peppers and scallions right before serving

If you want to be more adventurous, ask your butcher for a pack of bile. Its green and plenty bitter. drain it a few times and add a little bit of the bile to the soup before adding back the vegetables
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Bacon-Sandwich
Meal(Breakfast)

Name: Bacon-Sandwich

Ingredients:2 slices of whole wheat toast, 2 slices of hamburger cheese, 3 slices of bacon, Toaster, Frying Pan

Cooking Time: 5-10 minutes real quick

How to make:
1. Grab two slices of whole wheat toast
2. Grab a 2 slices of hamburger cheese
3. Go prepare 3 slices of bacon
4. Toast the toast...(yeah)
5. Melt the cheese on the toast, then put the bacon on top of that, then the other cheese then the toast
6. Eat
7.
8. Profit
Last edited by Carrotking; Feb 15, 2009 at 11:25 AM. Reason: Re-formating
Salt and Pepper Cirtrus

Ingredients: Limes and/or lemons, rock salt and black pepper.

Slice the lemons and/or limes into 6ths, and lay each piece so that the peel faces down.
Salt and pepper the slices.

if desired these can be chilled and served with ice, or eaten strait away.

Enjoy!
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simple meal
1. go to ur local supermarket and buy microwave-chicken
2. put it in the microwave
3. close the microwave
4. turn the microwave on
5. wait
6. open the microwave
7. enjoy [B][COLOR="DarkOrange"]

Infracted for non-serious recipe.
Last edited by Delaid; Feb 14, 2009 at 03:14 PM.
Originally Posted by Carrotking View Post
This is for breakfast

1. Grab two slices of whole wheat toast
2. Grab a 2 slices of hamburger cheese
3. Go prepare 3 slices of bacon
4. Toast the toast...(yeah)
5. Melt the cheese on the toast, then put the bacon on top of that, then the other cheese then the toast
6. Eat
7.
8. Profit

Tried it, it was nice.
Also, avwave, I couldn't find those pork offcuts, would you prefer I use beef chicken, or seafood?
Last edited by TheGod; Feb 13, 2009 at 08:59 PM.
the god
desert time

BlueBerry Lagoon (warning alcoholic):

ingredients:

vodka
clear lemonade (not cloudy)
blue curacao (optional, but highly recommended)
blue berries
pancake (the thin crepe style, sure you know how to make one- if not then say so)
whipped cream
recipe:

put your blueberries (you'll want quite a few) in a bowl and mush them, mix with a splash of lemonade and blue curacao and vodka.

put your mushy alcoholic blueberry mix into your readied pancake and roll/wrap up the pancake any way you like - make sure to save any blueberry juice/lemonade/vodka...etc left in the bowl.

make sure the excess in your old bowl is mixed throughly and drizzle it over your pancake.

(optional) you may heat it up quickly in the oven or microwave - try not to burn it

serve and put on some whipped cream (yum)

bon apetite.



Edit:

saw a recipe for something else named blueberry lagoon, and i thought that was a smart name to put :P, still it was a drink - not this, check if you like, but i thought just incase that i should mention this incase you saw it and didn't check it was actually the same thing. doubt you would have but better safe than sorry eh
Last edited by Nikelaos; Feb 13, 2009 at 08:15 PM.
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Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwhich (original right?)

2 hot dog buns
3 long stips of bacon
enuf lettuce to cover said bacon
4 GRILLED chicken strips (skinless)
Put as much ranch on as desired along the chicken strips
cover with lettuce/tomatto.

Enjoy haha =]
1.get a bowl
2.get some milk
3.get some fruity pebbles
4.pour fruity pebbles in the bowl
5.pour milk in the bowl
6.get a spoon or spork
7.enjoy your tasty,gormaay cerial


Infracted for non-serious recipe.
Last edited by Delaid; Feb 14, 2009 at 03:14 PM.
This is a strawberry milkshake. All natural

First get about 2 cups of strawberries

Cleanse them and throw them in the blender

Then add about 2 tablespoons of honey

Then some brown sugar. I use 2 tablespoons. This is just personal preference.

Ok, that part was the easy part

Now remember, do NOT add any milk or ice

In the blender start the blending. This requires patience, making you push it down a lot, due to the high viscosity of the mixture. Just repeat until it becomes even.

Then add 4-6 scoops of MAYFIELD all natural, full fat vanilla ice cream!
IMPORTANT: use mayfield, as it is THE thickest i know off. Of course, gourmet ice creams may be thicker, but they are also hella expensive!

Use the same process u used in the first mixing.

It took me about 3 weeks and 10 tubs of icecream to get this perfect

But it was definitely worth it. It's FAR better than any mcdonald's icecream.

Also, for you people who use protein powder: This is a nice way to hide it :P
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