Uke dodges all of my attacks, somehow...

reason #
1. your too slow
2. you knoked him over
3. you generaly suck..lol

wtf? you almost lost to a guy who doesn't move.

well thanks for your support, I'll probably just cut myself now bloodymess jk

And there is no AI. Just Uke.

Uke is a doll. Nothing more. It simply reacts to how you hit it and has absolutly NO AI. Its kinda like hitting a punching bag >.>

hmm, i think it was supposed to be a joke idk i laughed a little, dont be so judgemental

lol, thanks Wolf. Maybe I will spare my life now. It was a joke by the way.

No it wasn't.

that wasn't funny at all, but what WAS funny, was the narrow minded fools who came in and thought you were being serious about the AI thing. i was laughing at them.