Well, you could begin by not being so simple.
Next, look on your keyboard. There is TWO (2) keys labeled "[" and "]"
This is key. Do not forget these keys.
Then, go to the login screen on toribash. In game, mind you. Not here, not in irc.
Find the box that has your name in it (Ex. Dummy).
Add your clan tags in brackets IN FRONT OF your name. (Ex. [Stupid]Dummy)
Hit OK.
VOILA!
MAGIC OVER!
Infract me if needed. This was far to funny to leave alone.